I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork.
~Peter De Vries
[Introducing the best adapted screenplay] I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.
~ Steve Martin
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
~ Mel Brooks (on writing his Memoirs)
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
~ Robert Benchley
Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.
~ Marshal McLuhan
I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it.
~ William Faulkner